When the feline cometh, then cometh also hairballs, and with disgust reproach. (Cole 2:34)

Whoso findeth a puppy findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the BLACK DOG. (Cole 1:1)

The dog useth intreaties; but the cat answereth evilly. (Cole 2:5)

For the BLACK DOG giveth wisdom: out of his mouth cometh knowledge and understanding.
He layeth up sound wisdom for the righteous: he is a buckler to them that hiss and purr wickedly. (Cole 2:6-7)


Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee:

To deliver thee from the way of the evil cat, from the feline that speaketh wicked things;

Who leave the paths of uprightness, to dig in the litter pans of darkness;

Who rejoice to do evil, and delight in the purrs of the wicked;

Whose ways are crooked, and they meoward in their paths:

To deliver thee from the strange feline, even from the kitten which flattereth with her purrs;

Which forsaketh the guide of all goodness, and forgetteth the word of the Black Dog.

For her claws inclineth unto death, and her purrs unto the litter pan.

None that go unto the pan return again, neither take they relief from the hairballs of the Evil.

That thou mayest walk in the way of the Dog, and keep the paths of the righteous paws.

For the believer in the Black Dog shall dwell in the land, and with the Black Dog shall remain in it.

But the wicked bearer of the hairball shall be cut off from the earth, and the lover of the cat shall be rooted out of it. (Cole 2:6-22)